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The town crier officially announces that Laughmeister Dotcom is quite possibly the best resource for quality newsletters on the net, and that we can legally put forth this disclaimer in any font type and size we wish.

What we are..

One of the largest and funniest trading clubs in the world of multimedia humor. One of the best resources for Syndicated columnists that you know and love. A talent house for incredibly gifted writers, columnists, editors, artists and egocentric Machiavellian owners. A full service newsletter ad brokering house and affiliate management corporation.

What we do...

We redistribute Multimedia humor that has been sent to us, among our subscribers and members We provide free newsletters to over 500,000 double opt in subscribers Provide jobs to more people than I can count on one hand...and I have all of my fingers!

What we also do...

Write a lot (and I mean A lot) of our own humor...You can rip off our humor any time...just make sure that you give us credit and send everyone to our URL. Write a lot (And I mean more than a lot) of our own content...and you can send our newsletters to dozens or even hundreds or thousands of your closest friends...as long as you sent them in their entirety, and don't cut and paste them into pieces. If you do have hundreds of thousands of close friends...we want to be your friend too.

What we don't do...

Sell any of the multimedia humor Send any unsolicited e-mail Sell, rent. trade, lend out or bend, fold, spindle or mutilate any e-mail addresses in our database. We boast this claim without even knowing what spindling is! Provide a ridiculous mission statement that people think is cool to have.

Please note the following specific Disclaimers for the following Newsletters...

AVHumor & AVXHumor

AVHumor & AVXHumor will only post Multimedia humor that has been sent to us for redistribution. We believe in the integrity of all of our tens of thousand(s) of subscribers, and hell we can't check out that all of them are telling the truth so... If we have posted something of yours, without the permission that was required, we unaware that it was yours...just let us know and we will gladly remove it or give you credit...your choice. If we have done anything to piss you off, done anything wrong in your eyes or the laws of the Country/State or Province which you reside, we have not done it intentionally, and will rectify the situation as soon as we are clear as to what the situation is. We promise to behave in a court of law...but anywhere else is free turf.

Awesome Jokes

Awesome Jokes will only post Jokes have been sent to us for redistribution. We believe in the lack of integrity of all of our tens of thousand(s) of subscribers that claim that they wrote the joke, as we know that there are only 5 jokes that have ever been written, and that the rest are rip offs. If we have posted something of yours, without the permission that was required, we unaware that it was yours...just let us know and we will be glad to tell you that you are off of your rocker as all jokes are of public domain...get over it! If you still believe it to be of something that you personally have written, please provide us with the time and place that you wrote it, 3 witnesses, and have a notarized affidavit drawn up stating the fact that you in fact had written the joke, and we will then contact social services to see if you need assistance finding help for your delusional behavior.